DENISE IS SO DARN BORRRREEEDDDD.. just came back form primer's award ceremony... quite fun larh hahha. 2 of me seniors went up, including 3 ex-xinmin seniors LOL. abit "ghey" cox of some aherm.>< -censored- ok aniewae there was this lady in pink. Looks rather oldish, but dresses like the younger generation. Even so, she totally spoiled her image la. she's like some elephant in pink lor.. disgusting. (it's not like i despise ppl of bigger size, which i don cox i noe i'm FAT too.) it's just that her character is so darn weird la. And kinda irritating. It's like those vegetable aunties from the wet market trying to force yourself to splurge on their goods. SHEESH. in this scenario, she was trying to sell herself as a super-sociable "u should know me before you regret" kind of "product", which unfortunately failed to achieve its objective. This was what happened... denise and her GL from camp, joy were returnin to MLT 12 at business block after filling our tummy bags with CUP NOODDIIEESSS. was searching for a place near our camp grp when we entered. What seriously annoyed me was that while me and my senior were trying to think of how to get a place, that pinky girl just blasted out" HEY DO I KNOW YOU?" 2 seconds of silence. feel my heart kicking my chest. thud thud. i was like omfg, did i do smth wrong or wad. wad am i supposed to say? current situation: lost for words.crap. tot she was some kind of officer(cox she looks oldish) so was about to answer her demanding question" erm. no u probably dunnoe me " budden my senior kinda ask me ignore. but pinky continued to babble. DO I KNOW YOU?! i was like wth la?? stop making me drilled into some kind of spot sia. making me look like some dumdum trying to tease ur enquiries. Unfortunate current situiation. we had to sit on the same row as her. lucky i got joy, and not far huishan. wad wud i do without u. oh man~ she was like babbling to joy abt smth, prob smth related to the " DO I KNOW U" matter. it wasnt a matter of time when the attention was drawn to me.
"HER LEH HER LEH??"
me(thinkin): SAVE ME.. C'MON SAVE ME!! HUs THIS KUKU HU KEEPS WAVING SPASTICLY AT ME?!
"HEY DO I KNOW YOU? I DON'T KNOW YOU RIGHT?!"
me(thinkin):I'M NOT YOU, how ON EARTH WUD I NOE WHETHER U NOE ME. MY GAWD.
"I THINK I DUNNOE U.. COME COME. TYPE IN UR CONTACT."(shoves laptop to me)
me(thinkin): KILL ME LA. U SOUND LIKE SOME ADMIN PERSON. SAY PLEASE COME. LADY WHERE'S UR MANNERS. RAHHH~
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senior joy says better not giv, she'll come and ka jiao u.
me: (stares blankly) shit la! i dunnoe wad to do!!
pinky: COME COME!
omg la. i met a retard.
decided i'll just giv my dear name to let her feel HONOURED. din wanna make her feel idiotic saying COMECOME. very nice me decided to put a dash at the hp column( cox u wun noe when she'll call u to have a retard conversation) the most moronic thing was that she snatched the laptop and erased it saying NONO, starts with 9 de not dash. i was like WAD?! HELLO. I DUN THINK I LOOK FOREIGN LA, NEITHER DOES MY ACCENT. AND SOME HP NO. START WITH 8 LOR. roar~ seriously she needs CERTAIN transplant. told her dat i din haf a hp which was an obvious lie. gave her my real e-mail but it's fine cox i can block her anytime if she adds LOL. heard from joy that she usually come for food events, during bbq once kept shamelessly(i assume) asking for food, kinda guo fen. Pinky kept disturbing the MC a few times. MC din wanna look at her LOL, when she tried to ask a question on when "food junction" event will be held. OMG LA. ALL OF US WERE LAUGHING LOR. she dun seem embarrassed in fact. She kept tryin to 'capture' a senior to ask abt when is the food junction thingie, especially poor huishan hu literally ignored her. well she was busy, or maybe just carn bother. after ceremony, camp grp proceeded down to take pics. Our chorus of fun laughter was shattered when pinky approached, asking : CAN I JOIN IN THE PHOTOTAKING. I WAS LIKE THINKING NONONONONONO.. SHOO! i dun mean to be evil but seriously it's obvious that we were taking a camp grp foto and she wanna barge in. It wud be in a noble gas among the halogens(in chemistry terms)or in other words, she wud be dam EXTRA. The camera guy seemed abit annoyed by her appearance and just told her that we taking camp grp foto. cud see everyone feeling so darn relieved. lmao hhahaha. oh wells, meeting this kind of peep is inevitable. haix.. my eyes startin to CLOSE LE. so erm NITES ALL. zbruh sucks la btw. HHAHA shall blog next time abt SUPERCHICKEN. that<<< only ppl from 1B/21 wud noe. LOL. tata all, shant say adieu cox i learned from sharad's french ppt that adieu is farewell to ppl hu u dun wish to see them ever again. LOL.. tatas~
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