Denise with bed of flowers behind her
" I CHOP YOU WITH MY KNIFE!!" you know, alot of ppl here thinks all chinese know kung fu. and in front of me, you shall see my dear full english breakfast delicacy
The house we LIVED IN. that place GOT SLUGS LOR. can you believe it? I BATHED WITH SLUGS. that's my kitchen anyway. And the pot we were holding emitted some green coloured smoke when i was boiling water. Dun even talk about the smell.
In UK's so called wet market? Except it's not wet! It's very nice and clean and nice smelling.
Tynemouth priory and castle. Couldnt access cause part of it was gobbled by the storm and repair works were ongoing. So! It served as my beautiful background.

Well we didnt get to see the priory, BUT WE SAW THIS INSTEAD. LIVE RESCUE!! you dun get that at Singapore, cox the hospital is right next to your butt.
At an english PUB. Elijah was having his beer, me and peggy drank shandy. In the end i drank the most. both of them kept visitin the toilet for some reason. and Elijah is gay at drinking. HE SLEPT RIGHT AFTER ONE GLASS HAHAHAHA. From then on, i realised that i could only be drunk by fizzy orange juice. Alcoholic beverages have insignificant effect on me.
No i wasnt doing a wayang, i was trying to pose as SOMETHING OKAY. will give you week-to-week post about this whole trip. Then you can see what i was really doing.
MY TERRITORY. HAHAHAHHA.
For those football fans, this is one of our landmarks, and it's Newcastle F.C. The stadium's huge. Got a couple of pictures, and so happen that this was the kevin keegan controversy period. Ouch. You see football lunatics rampaging the streets like some political strike. wadeva.

Us in the bus! elijah looks friggin blur and weird. well, who cares =D
CHOP OFF MY HEAD AND I WILL HAUNT YOU... wait i look like sadako. RELEASE ME!!!!
MY loving pet. BEWARE OF DRAGON. I shall call it Fairy. (dont ask me why i gave it this name, it's upon impulse)
One of our dishes. I cooked the sausage. It was great, but fire maybe abit big, other than that, the exterior was crispy and interior was juicy crunchy. Don't ask about the 1st dish. It was burnt by thou i shall not name. i think it was elijah. OOPS. i cooked a nice golden brown egg though.
BEHOLD PRINCESS/ QUEEN DENISE. Bow your heads before me and feel my grasp of wrath. Do not underestimate me fools, for my power shall....KOWTOW TO ME DAMMIT! say your prayers before i behead you etc. etc. etc.

STOP SNIFFING THE ARSE.
Did i tell you, we walked 2 damn hours to holy island. The algaes covering the rocks were like life-sucking parasites clinging to their Garden of Edo. Anyway to beat the high tide at the causeway, before we become submerged prawns, we hitchhiked! good thing was peggy managed to flag down one car and we got a ride across the causeway in time!!! =D
Me trying to hitchhike to berwick. problem is-i never succeeded once. In fact, i carried some sort of curse. Whenever i stood out to hitch hike, THE ROADS BECAME EMPTY. WTH? all the cars scared of me ah? do i look like some chinese ghost or terrorist. I BEG YOUR PARDON?!
See no touch. Touch no see. Cause all of it is in my tummy. ( above: mackeral, smoked salmon)
THIS LOOKS LIKE A BLOODY HAUNTED HOUSE OUT OF NO WHERE. We had no transport back to newcastle that day. I cant believe i suggested hiding in this house till morning. elijah wanted to walk all the way to berwick which was friggin far and which is a much lousier decision. But as elijah said, nothing is worse than me, so i just wonder. -_-

Anyway, that's all for now, i got hundred over pictures, alot of you want me to update my blog and tell you about my trip. There's much to this, but i want to go watch my anime or smth since i finished my project already. So let's stop here today okay? LOVE YA.